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Happy New Year

Posted on: January 2, 2011

Those of you on Facebook with me know this, but here it is for the rest of you: if anyone wishes me “a healthier new year” for 2011, that person will be punched in the face. You think I’m kidding. I’ve been wished all manner of better health in the new year since 2006, and probably since 1999 if you count less-earnest and emotive wishes too. But here’s the deal: CLEARLY these wishes have not been working for me. In fact, they have been outright sabotaging my otherwise stellar health and beauty situation. Which leads us back to the first sentence: such wishes will be met with fisticuffs, or at the very least a robust shoving match.

So, a malodorous suppurating contagious fetid wound of a new year to you too!


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