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Throwing My Ha(t)nd in the Ring

Posted on: March 4, 2016

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I hereby announce my candidacy for President of the United States because all the Republican candidates are apparently 7th grade boys.

Just in case anyone has any doubts, I attach photographic evidence of my qualifications.

Tomorrow we can debate whose dad makes the most money, who got a single pube hair first and who is dominating at Dungeons and Dragons after school. But for today, I claim victory on the hand front.

God bless our menfolk who need to debate their ballpark wieners, and God bless the United States of America.

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